Florida Laws- Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
- A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
- If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
- It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
- Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
- Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
- It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
- When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
- You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.
- It is considered an offense to shower naked.
- You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.
- Oral sex is illegal.
- You may not kiss your wife's breasts.
- Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.
Wisconsin- Whenever two trains meet at an intersection of said tracks, neither shall proceed until the other has.
- Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death
Alabama.
- It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.
- Children of incestuous couples are deemed legitimate.
Arizona- Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
- When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person possesses.
- It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.
Arkansas- A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
- The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.
Connecticut- In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.
Georgia- No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.
Idaho- Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds.
Illinois- You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person.
- The English language is not to be spoken.
Indiana- Liquor stores may not sell milk.
- Check forgery can be punished with public flogging up to 100 stripes.
- You can get out of paying for a dependent's medical care by praying for him/her.
- Mustaches are illegal if the bearer has a tendency to habitually kiss other humans.
- The value of Pi is 4, and not 3.1415.....
- It is illegal for a man to be sexually aroused in public.
Iowa- One-armed piano players must perform for free.
Louisiana- One could land in jail for up to a year for making a false promise.
- It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
Maine- Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native American attack.
Massachusetts- It is illegal to go to bed without first having a full bath.
Mississippi- It is illegal to teach others what polygamy is.
Montana- Seven or more Indians are considered a raiding or war party and it is legal to shoot them.
Nevada- It's still "legal" to hang someone for shooting your dog on your property.
New Hampshire- On Sundays citizens may not relieve themselves while looking up.
New York- The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
Oregon- One may not bathe without wearing "suitable clothing," i.e., that which covers one's body from neck to knee.
Texas- The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
Utah- Birds have the right of way on all highways.
- No one may have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is responding to an emergency call.
Washington- X-rays may not be used to fit shoes.
West Virginia- Whistling underwater is prohibited.
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